Corrupt - A - Wish

Granted. It's possessed and will kill you immediately.

I wish I could be a warrior cat whenever I wanted to, but could change from being a cat and a person at will, and time would freeze in the human world when I'm in the warriors one, and vice versa.

(Try corrupting that!)

Granted. But the forest was taken over by Tigerstar because you froze time.

I wish I could have superpowers to enslave the earth and make them all wear cosplay. XD

Granted. The powers will last for one minute.

I wish that I could read and own every single warriors book that has and will ever come out.

Granted, but you died before you could finish them.

I wish I knew what happened to Eragon and Arya after the end of Inheritance.

Granted. The information is in an old, forgotten language.

I wish that I was a neko. Not a cute, pointless one. Like claws and sharp kitty teeth too. AND A TAIL!

Granted, but it turned out you were possessed by the evil cat king to take over the world 0_0

I wish this site would become active T_T

Granted. Everyonee will spam the forumsvat a rate of 9000000 posts per second

I wish you would reply to my post in riverclan camp.

Granted, but I forgot to do it until two months later. (That's what I kept forgetting...Sorry! I'll get right on that!)

I wish that I actually had a sense of humor

Granted. Insult comedy. Everyone hates you for it.

I wish that I could be anyone I wanted (like any physical features as well)

Granted. But you only live the bad parts of their lives.

I wish there was never school.

Granted, but then everyone became a stupid caveman, and the world ended.

I wish summer was longer

Granted, but it sped up global warming and we all died.

I wish animals could speak human languages.

Granted, but they all bad mouthed us for being stupid and running their forest.

I wish for world peace!!

Granted. But it becomes so peaceful everyone goes insane.

I wish that I could fly, like I had beautiful giant black wings, and that I could fly well and avoid all air traffic.

Granted, but then people captured you because they thought you were a dark angel.

I wish I had awesome role-play skills

Granted. But then you got a ton of fans, and they swarmed you and killed you.

I wish I was a vampire, but wasn't allergic to sunlight, and was never found out.

Granted. It's temporary and you'll die tomorrow.

I wish I could find out what the prophecy I made means. (Yes, I have literally no idea what I meant to do with it. I forgot.)

Granted. But you find out it means the death of all the cats in the forest, and Splashpool has a massive guilt trip (sorry!)

I wish I could communicate with my dog.

((NUUU!!!! MEH POOR LITTLE SPLASHY DONT WANT THE END OF THE CLANS!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Granted. You discover your dog has been plotting to kill you ever since you got it, and it kills you.

I wish that Splashpool's prophecy didn't result in the end of the clans.

Granted, but the Dark Forest took over and has turned the clans into slaves.

I wish I could go without sleep for weeks

Granted, but when you finally go to sleep, you sleep for 4 years.

I wish there was no allergy to cats.

Granted, but there was an allergy to yourself. :3

I wish it'd stop raining for at least a week...

Granted, but then it'll rain constantly for the rest of eternity (so basically you'll be forced to super evolve into some mermaid thing before you die because all the land'll be flooded... yeah. In Corrupt-A-Wish, God doesn't control things. (apparently, that is. *meep*)

I wish that I could control everything in the universe. (except God 'o.o )